HI THERE GORGEOUS... I'm guessing temptation got the better of you and you're here to sample my shamelessly indulgent cupcakes. Fanny's Cupcakes are baked from a closely guarded family recipe, handed down over three generations, they're undeniably naughty. After all, everyone knows the best pleasures in life are those ever-so-slightly guilty ones.
My amazing cupcakes are still baking I'm afraid, but if you let me have your details I'll give you a wink as soon as they are done.
In the meantime, if you can find an excuse to order some of my cupcakes (a celebration, corporate event or just because!) I'll be happy to rustle some up just for you... so what do you fancy?
Oh, and don't worry, I promise I wont tell anyone you came to see me. It'll be our little secret.